Thursday, March 27, 2008

Bobcats 108- Lakers 95

Really? At home? With 1st place on the line?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Wise words from a fat bald man

That win last night was really... necessary. Can we please face Dallas in the first round? Pretty please? I think we can beat them in a 7-game series without Gasol or Bynum.

So I flip over to TNT to catch the end of the Rockets winning streak, and during the post-game highlights of the Suns-Blazers game they show Shaq shaking hands with Paul Allen. Charles Barkley says something about Allen having a lot of money, and Ernie Johnson says, well, Shaq has a little too. Thus prompting this gem from Charles:
"Are you kidding me? If Paul Allen woke up with Shaq money, he'd kill himself."

Monday, March 17, 2008

Speaking of Favorite Non-Lakers

In the Denver Nuggets' (SNITPDTAS) 168-116 stomping of Seattle, Allen Iverson had a +/- rating of +40.


In one game.

(*SNITPDTAS = still not in the playoffs despite two all-star starters)

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

It's Business Time

"I told them, basically, we're not going to beat any of those teams if we play like we played the last two or three games," Coach Phil Jackson said.

Word, Phil. This is the last, best chance to prove what this team is all about: 4 games on the road against NO, Houston, Dallas, and Utah. The way the Lakers are playing defense right now, 2-2 would be a godsend.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Baron Davis on Dan Patrick Show

1. He prefers to be called Lord Baron Davis.
2. He's doing a movie about Sonny Vaccaro starring James Gandolfini.
3. He did a movie about how tough it was growing up in the hood.
4. His buddy Cash Warren, who he met at elite, $22,000 a year, Crossroads High in hoody Santa Monica, and Jessica Alba are doing great and Cash will make a great father. He had no comment on his other classmates from the hood, Gwenyth Paltrow, Sean Astin, Jack Black, etc.
5. Kobe is the man and when he has twins, he's going to name them Kobe and Bryant.